陆司墨瞅了一眼陆小离,不屑地说:“你想的太多了!”
“那你一副料事如神的样子……”
“就你这智商,想赢,我看很难!”
陆小离气的瞬间不想和表哥争了,反正说不过他,他被气的半死,表哥还一副云淡风轻的样子,见说不过他,还不如让他在牌场上碾压他!
“哼!赶紧开始,别磨蹭了!”
陆司墨见陆小离落座,立马制止说:
“等会儿,你坐我下游!”
“我不!”
陆小离一脸警惕,他怀疑有诈!
“我要一抬头就看见我媳妇儿!”
陆小离偏偏不按陆司墨给的选择,他弱弱地说:“那我坐你上游!”
“可以啊!”
陆司墨一副无所谓的样子,让陆小离心里没底了,表哥这么好说话,不会有什么套路吧!
想了想,陆小离坚定地说:“我就坐你上游!”
这样,他的下游就是表嫂,这样,表哥也不能欺负的太狠。m.dermstem.cc
“可以,输了你可别哭鼻子!”
“能不能不要玩心理战了!让我心里直犯嘀咕!”
陆小离讨厌陆司墨一副老神在在的样子,搞得他像个傻子一样,被他看穿的彻底!
陆司墨看陆小离恼了,立马宣布开始。
“好,废话少说!开始打牌!”
第一局,陆小离赢!
第二局,陆小离赢!
“哈哈,看吧,我就是很厉害!”
对于陆小离的挑衅,陆司墨也不在意,他对陆小离放狠话道:
“我已经学会了,不要嘚瑟!”
陆小离嘚瑟道:“哼!你这招对我没用了,我手气好,牌好!”
看着陆司墨,伸出手机,张狂地说:“先给钱!”
第一局都老老实实地给了,第二局没人动了,所以陆小离连忙催款。
陆司墨没好气地说:“少不了你的!”
“概不赊账!”
陆小离一副神气的样子,不给钱他才不干!
“愿赌服输,给!”
看两人僵持,林佳儿首先做出表率,跟着简安也转了账,就剩下陆司墨了。
陆司墨见小财迷不好忽悠,便冲简安温柔地说:“老婆,替我给一下。”
陆司墨已经没钱付款了。
“好!”
简安很乖巧地又转了钱给陆小离。
“表嫂,那我就不客气了!”
陆小离美滋滋地收了款,也忘了嘲笑陆司墨没钱了。
然后又开始洗牌,陆小离猖狂的样子已经得罪了一圈人了。
主要是赢就赢吧,他还嚣张!
“看吧,我就是运气好!挡也挡不住!”
“再赢几把,我就可以休息一个月了!”
“你们都不是我的对手!”
陆司墨忍无可忍地喊道:“闭嘴!”
“你就是羡慕、嫉妒!”
陆司墨给了个警告的眼神!“你太吵了!”
陆小离看陆司墨真的快发火了,怂了,不说话了。
他懂得见好就收。
第三局的时候,林佳儿是地主。
“小姨妈,快,打不打?”
陆小离算的非常好,反正小姨妈打地主,赢了他也不用给钱,输了他还能收钱,所以这局他稳赢了!这让他很兴奋,一直催林佳儿做抉择!
“不打了吧,手气不太好呢,你们有没有抢地主的?”
林佳儿看陆小离一脸得意,不想让他得逞,就顺便推了。
陆司墨顺势道:“我来吧!”
陆小离嘴巴撅着,他向林佳儿撒娇说:“不带着这样的!小姨妈,你打一回呗!”
陆小离开始耍赖,不过也没让林佳儿改变主意,她劝陆小离:
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