众人百无聊赖地捱过半个时辰后,金蝉子凑近杨戬的牢房问道,
“真君,你适应得怎么样了?”
杨戬站起身来,尝试活动一下筋骨,评估道,
“以我现在的状态,能使出肉身六七成的力量,对付普通的狱卒绰绰有余。”
玉帝和观音闻言,立马扒拉到牢门上,
“你们要越狱?请务必带上我!”
“呸,想得美!”哪吒啐了一口,干净利落地拒绝了两人的请求。
“杨戬!我可是你舅舅啊!血浓于水啊!”玉帝不甘心,望着杨戬祈求道。
“表的。”杨戬淡淡回应。
“……”
“你们若是不带上我,那就都别出去了!”观音威胁道,“信不信我把狱卒都喊来。”
金蝉子一愣,这确实是个麻烦。
整座监狱都由海楼石打造而成,就算出了牢门,使用神通依旧会受到限制。
如果观音引来大部队,情况对自己很不利。
现在他们就像是一根绳上的蚂蚱,一荣俱荣,一损俱损。
只得咬牙答应下来。
“好,我答应带你们出去。但是事先说好,出去之后,大路朝天,各走一边,咱们井水不犯河水。”
玉帝和观音点头答应。
金蝉子冲杨戬使了个眼色,后者立马倒地呻吟起来。
“哎哟——!!!”
金蝉子立马焦急地冲外面喊道,
“快来人啊!这里有人要死了!”
走廊尽头传来一阵急促的脚步声,还夹杂些许骂骂咧咧。
“干什么干什么!鬼哭狼嚎!给我消停一点!”
狱卒走近前来,用海楼石长棍敲打在杨戬的牢门上,发出咚咚咚的闷响。
杨戬非但没有消停,反而叫得更加大声。
“他怎么了?”狱卒懵了,站在牢房门口,像个新兵蛋子,不知如何是好。
金蝉子大喜,看来是遇到实习生了,真是天助我也。
“大人,他恐怕是食物中毒了!再不治疗,可能会死在牢房里。”
狱卒脸上闪过一抹惊慌,
“啊?!他要是死在这里,我要写报告的啊,好麻烦好麻烦的!”
金蝉子连连点头,
“对啊,所以得赶紧给他治疗才是!”
“你言之有理,我马上去找医生!”狱卒说完后急匆匆转头。
“诶诶诶,等会儿,你这一来二去,得花费多少时间!等你把医生带来,人都死透了。”
金蝉子生怕狱卒就这样走了,这样他的计划就会泡汤。
狱卒汗流浃背,
“那你说该怎么办?”
“要我说,你直接把他背出去不就好了。”
“啊对对对,我怎么没想到!”狱卒连忙从腰间取下一串钥匙,找到杨戬牢房的那把,准备插入。
所有人屏息凝神,心提到嗓子眼。
狱卒却突然停下手中的动作,狐疑道,
“你们……该不会是想骗我打开牢门,然后越狱吧?”
“我靠,被识……唔……”
哪吒惊叫出声,好在玉帝眼疾手快,一把将其捂住。
金蝉子早已想好应对之策,佯装生气,
“大人,您说得这是哪里话!这里可是海楼石监狱,并且你手中拿着海楼石武器,他都病成那样了,怎么可能在你眼皮子地下越狱呢?”
“他死在这里,你肯定会受影响。说不定以后的年终奖、升职都没你的份!我为你出谋划策,你却怀疑我!”
金蝉子说完,杨戬配合地加大哀嚎音量。
狱卒略微思索,手中的海楼石长棍给了他底气,
“哼,谅你们也不敢耍花招。不吹牛地说,我可是咱们村最聪明的人,你们最好老实点!”
咔哒。
钥匙插入锁孔,牢门打开。
狱卒快步走到杨戬身前,
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