“我问咋回事儿,人家姑娘也不说,吴亚这小子也不说发生了啥,给我愁完了。”
宁杰皱着眉头看着吴亚,问道:“咋回事儿?”
吴亚摸了摸鼻子,有些心虚的说道:“那啥,这事儿你得听我狡辩。”
“这事儿我可是听了大龙哥,胖子哥,还有和尚哥和秀才哥的建议,谁寻思不好使啊。”
宁杰无语了,好家伙,你这是一个好人都不带问的啊。
胖子那家伙纯纯是命好,人家大龙的媳妇儿那是青梅竹马,纯纯瞎猫碰上死耗子。
和尚和秀才俩人到现在都单着呢,都快成老光棍子了,就这四大天王教出来的还有好?
周胖子拍着胸脯说道:“我教的绝对是干货,这事儿肯定怪不得我。”
宁杰无语的问道:“你教啥了?”
周胖子说道:“男人不坏女人不爱,我和玲玲咋成的,不就是因为我坏么。”
“不是因为玲玲眼神儿不好使?”
周胖子黑着脸说道:“什么话,什么话这是,在这样我报公安了!”
宁杰无语的看向大龙,问道:“你教的是啥?”
大龙一脸得意的说道:“高冷,必须高冷。我要不是这么多年都对我媳妇儿爱搭不理的,我媳妇儿能跟我好么?”
宁杰心凉了一半儿,得,这特么两个大奇葩的光荣战绩都拿出来了。
这俩啥好人啊,上辈子周胖子娶了另外一个娘们儿,孩子倒是周胖子的,结果呢,人家和周胖子侄子好了。
这都不算啥,大龙呢,原配死了以后,他换了不知道多少对象,好容易有个怀孕的,孩子还是别人的。
这好比啥,好比两个现在中了五百万的天选之子,跟一个穷逼传授自己的发家经验。
你买,你放心,买了就中头奖了。。。
“牛逼!”
宁杰竖起大拇指,真不知道该说啥了。
宁杰有气无力的说道:“和尚秀才,你俩教的啥?”
和尚倒是谦虚,他挠了挠头,红着脸说道:“那啥,我和秀才也没正经处过对象啊,但是吧,我感觉男人就得勇敢,你要是勇敢了,才有故事。”
宁杰点了点头,好在还有个靠谱的。
他看向吴亚,问道:“你干了啥?”
吴亚红着脸说道:“哥,要不咱们不说这个了行不?我保证下次肯定不这么干了。”
宁杰一听更加好奇了,他板着脸说道:“快点儿说,到底咋回事儿。”
吴亚无奈的说道:“其实吧,我有点儿害羞来着。”
“我俩在屋里待着,她也害羞,我俩也不说话啊,我就想,这样指定不行。”
“我这不就想起来了么,那啥,和尚哥说的勇敢,我就想着勇敢。勇气有了,我又想起来胖子哥说的那啥,得坏。”
“然后我就放了个屁。”
宁杰没好气的说道:“你对着人家放的?”
吴亚摇了摇头,说道:“那我能干那事儿么。”
“那还行。。。”
“我放手上了,然后抓着屁捂住了她的嘴。。。”
宁杰:“啥?”
吴亚一脸羞涩的说道:“那啥,不是得坏么。。。”
“大哥,你这不是坏,你这纯纯是缺心眼儿好么!”
吴亚说道:“那啥,当时我还想着,大龙哥说得高冷。”
“我看她熏得眼泪都下来了,我就想着,那啥,咳咳,我得高冷。”
“她问我是不是有病,我没搭理她。。。”
“然后她给了我个嘴巴子就跑了。”
一屋子的人都懵了,好家伙,人家胖子和大龙俩人是月老拿着狗链子拴住的,瞅吴亚这样的,估摸着两条狗链子都拴不住。
林月知无语了:“不是,你咋想的?”
吴亚低着头,不好意思的说道:“那啥,我也不知道咋回事儿啊,脑子一热就这样了。”
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