“啊？”
听到张辰这话，【懒得想名字】一时没反应过来，愣在了原地。
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这可把张辰给整不会了。
看来这妹纸脑子的确异于常人呀！
没办法，张辰只好开启他的吐槽模式：
“不是，妹纸，你说你好好的咬那玩意儿干啥？”
“是它之前咬过你，所以你想报复吗？”
【懒得想名字】摇摇头，刚要说什么，就被张辰的话给打断了。
“就算它之前真的咬过你，你也不能跟狗一般见识呀！”
“活这么久，我还从没听说过有谁被狗咬了后还要反咬狗一口的！”
“你是想把你家狗狗炖了吃了还是咋滴？”
张辰一连串的输出，把【懒得想名字】给整懵了。
想了好久，她才缓缓说道：
“没......我把它养大，可不是为了吃它的。”
张辰再次怒喷：“那你咬它干啥！”
直播间里，网友们看着两人的对话，笑个不停：
【家人们，笑不活了！哈哈哈哈~】
【妹纸这兴趣爱好还是太冷门了！听说过狗咬人的，人咬狗还是头一回听！】
【边牧：终于连到张辰了，赶紧给她发过去！】
【快看边牧那表情，无奈又好笑！好像在说终于知道给自己找医生了哈哈哈！】
【边牧表示：我踏马就是吃了不会说话的亏，幸好连了个神医一眼看出你了！】
【这可咋整！我有个朋友也爱咬狗，我把他@在下面了！[狗头]】
【卧槽！楼上的，你咋知道我咬过我家狗！它咬人可疼了！我就把它咬了，让它知道咬人疼！后来它就不敢用力咬了，就只是含着不咬。】
【卧槽！还真有人咬过狗呀！真是活久见了！】
【不是，等等！你说它“含”着不咬？它“含”你哪里了？[狗头]】
【警告！警告！禁止开车！】
【倒车请注意！倒车请注意！】
【哈哈哈！我就知道看你们的弹幕比直播还要精彩！】
【......】
要说玩梗，这届网友可一点都不输张辰。
直播间里，弹幕如潮水般滚个不停。
而张辰这边，继续跟【懒得想名字】保持连线。
【懒得想名字】被张辰怒喷后，也感到很委屈，小声地说道：
“可你不是说判断狗狗服不服你，就看它听不听你话嘛。”
“那我想咬它，它不让，不就是不听我话了？”
“这不就是没有服从性嘛......”
好家伙！
逻辑严谨，有理有据！
张辰十分无语，手扶着额头，无奈地叹了口气：
“老妹，你上学时语文肯定学得很好吧？”
“这阅读理解的能力也是没谁了......”
【懒得想名字】难得听到张辰肯定自己，激动地说道：
“对！辰哥，你咋知道的？！真是神了！”
“读书时每一任语文老师都说我的阅读理解是满分！”
张辰：......
见张辰久久不说话，【懒得想名字】有点急了，连忙问道：
“辰哥，我这咋整呀？”
“你刚说我过去，意思是要手把手教我怎么训狗吗？”
“不行我把边牧给你发过去也可以。”
听到这话，张辰连连摇手：
“不不不，老妹，可别送过来，你家边牧不符合录取要求！”
“我刚刚只是开个玩笑，你也别过来了。”
整了半天，张辰终于搞清楚这妹纸的脑回路了。
跟她好好说话是听不明白的了，得跟她打直球才行。
张辰无奈地说道：
“老妹，听哥一句劝，以后别再咬你家狗了行不？”
“我怕哪天把它整急了真给你叨一口！”
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