空中的钢铁侠完成了最后的喷漆。
黑宫像是得了白癜风一样,变白了……
这强烈的反差感,
给众人直接看傻眼了!
众人看着这荒诞的一幕,纷纷拿出手机,拍照留念,议论起来:
“法克,这黑宫因为是黑色的宫殿,所以叫黑宫,现在变白了,岂不是要叫……”
“卧槽,我怎么感觉还是黑色好看呢!”
“我们是伟大的鹰酱国,羽毛是黑色!白色的不就变成白头雕了嘛?”
“就是,白头雕拉的一批!”
“……”
这时候,特朗灯的儿子从里面出来,揉着眼睛,
然后看到面前这与印象中不一样的黑宫时,直接蒙了:
“卧擦……白……”
“钢铁侠!”
“你家崽呢,上次说爱我三千万次,叫出来一起玩呀?!”
特朗灯看着那红金色的战甲,激动起来。
特朗灯将儿子拉向身后,对着钢铁侠道:
“屎塔克,这是你新造的机甲嘛?!”
“太棒了!”
众人:???
总统你在说什么胡话!
这家伙都把你家洗白了,你还大放什么厥词!
特朗灯继续:
“我看,你这机甲完全可以和华夏苏辰的【白帝007模型】对比,甚至能干掉他!”
众人心头一颤:???
总统你这去一趟华夏,捧杀都学会了?
从这里看,
是!
那机甲的每一个部位、线条、棱角……
看起来很吊的样子。
但那涂装怎么看都是满满的塑料感呀!
战力方面,
除了刚才那一手隐身技能比较酷炫,还有防御比较叼之外,
攻击力完全没展示好吗?
怎么跟那防御、攻击、速度都点满的【白帝007模型】比呀?
怕不是一见面就被人干掉了!
钢铁侠悬浮过来,居高临下盯着众人。
罗伯特警戒起来:“总统你撤!”
特朗灯手风琴一打,上前一步,眼睛里竟然有泪水在打转:
“我憋屈呀!屎塔克!”
“你知道嘛,自从华夏那小子发布【白帝007模型】后,我没有一天睡好觉。”
罗伯特:???
昨天那呼噜是狗打的?
“这个世界我们鹰酱国才是灯塔,是先驱,是人类的希望!”
“没有我们的同意,华夏凭什么发布六代机!”
“他怎么敢的!”
“几十年前的海湾行动,让我们的国人骄傲自豪,是我们告诉世界,现代科技该怎么玩!”
“以前,我出去出访任何国家,人家都是最高规格招待。起步也是十个汉堡,外加一瓶快乐水。”
“可是你知道嘛?上次我去华夏,他们只给我十个汉堡,快乐水还是没气的……”
罗伯特:???
也没少您的呀!
不过,快乐水没气确实难喝!
“我憋屈呀!”
“我都在想,以后可能我出门,都不敢喊我为祖国骄傲了。”
“因为我们的能力不足以托底我的骄傲了,现在的骄傲,在别人看来,只不过是心虚的破防。”
众人心情明显低落了下来。
特朗灯说的是事实。
他们的世界老大位置,有点不稳了。
钢铁侠低下头,注视着众人。
特朗灯越说越来劲:
“现在,我看到你身上穿的战甲,我又有了信心!”
“这说明,我们国家,不弱于华夏,我们也能研究出超级装备!”
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