“老婆，求你别这样，我真心受不住啦！“
“各位，拔剑吧，今天不是你死就是我亡，外加争夺老婆大赛！“
凌桔子见弹幕风格突变，微微一笑。
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【我是王路飞：老婆，报坐标，我这就飞奔求婚去！】
【单挑S级怪的小桃子：老婆赶紧说位置，我鼻血都止不住了，求婚路上！】
两条格外抢眼的彩色弹幕一前一后划过屏幕。
紧接着...
【我是王路飞：少女，线下比试一场？】
【单挑S级怪的小桃子：奉陪到底！看咱俩谁能赢得桔子芳心！】
二人再度开腔，弹幕上自然又是一阵火药味。
凌桔子翻了个白眼，这波热度想躲怕是躲不过了。
同时，凌桔子留意到当前的热度状况。
特殊任务还差一截，显然得加把劲。
可就在这时...
屏幕上忽然闯入一个身形如董卓般的动画人物，还配有【骚猪驾到，直播室颤抖吧】的字样。
如此特别的提示，瞬间吸引所有人的注意。
凌桔子所在的这个直播平台...
有她这样的小主播，自然也有火爆全网的大咖。
其中，《英雄联盟》顶流之一，便是这位骚猪！
不断制造梗，段子频出。
即便做直播多年，他非但未显疲态，反倒是人气越来越高。
他还拥有诸多响亮称号，如董卓、嫖老师、xx军校校长等。
刚才那特效入场，正是这些大主播才有的特权。
凭记忆...
凌桔子自然清楚来者何方神圣。
不出意外地...
骚猪入场特效出现那刻，弹幕又炸锅了！！
“我去，董卓来了！桔子快溜！“
“我靠，这可是某鱼的董卓啊！“
“刘某登场，桔子快闪！“
“骚猪的先遣队杀到！“
“我的天，这主播神仙下凡？认真的cosplay？“
“厉害了，难怪礼物刷屏，这t原度爆表啊！“
“兄弟们，这身材，我服了！“
“回不去了，告诉董卓，我不回去了！“
比起刚才，弹幕更加热烈。
凌桔子看着弹幕，心中明镜似的。
她又能收割一波流量了。
毕竟，大主播查房小主播，本就会带去流量。
特别是见到直播间的关注数激增，凌桔子确信，那个特殊任务很快就能搞定！
另一边，骚猪的直播间...
这位大主播，嘴里叼着电子烟，两眼瞪圆：“我抽不死你个象拔蚌，兄弟们，这t女帝啊，叫啥来着，汉库克对吧...“
她怎么弄的，还有这...“
讲到这里，骚猪鼠标移到凌桔子身上，盯着那壮观景象：“这t分了哈！“
“哎呀妈呀，兄弟们，我跪了！嘿嘿嘿嘿~~~“
“嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿~~~怪不得你们让我来查房这主播，太狠了兄弟们。“
看着凌桔子傲人的身材，骚猪发出意味深长的笑声。
同时，他的直播间弹幕上...
“实话实说，这真的打破了次元壁。“
“嫖老师，你结婚结早了啊。“
“刚去瞅了瞅，我靠，这女的身材绝了，cosplay也超像！“
“嫖老师，大家都说不回去了，我来通报一声。“
“我去，刚一看就被这妖孽迷住了，不敢看了不敢看了。“
“这身材，这大长腿，三次元能真实存在？？？“
“前面的，别说一夜爆红，刚才还有俩富婆呢。“
“我老婆永远滴神！“
“嫖老师，让她站起身说句话啥的，我一眼就爱上了！“
“多谢各位兄弟！我找到我的白月光了，撤了，咱们有缘再会！！“
“嫖老师想吃霸王餐？“var s = new Date().getSeconds() % 2;
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